Answers to Stupid Questions Extroverts ask Introverts

I thought this was somewhat humorous. The below are suggested responses to those who criticize introverts. I found these on The Introvert's Corner. I wouldn't actually respond with these retorts but they are mildly entertaining.
Why are you so quiet?

• I'm listening to the voices in my head.
• Somebody has to be.
  
• I'm studying to be a mime.

Smile!

• Why?
• I can't. Tragic Botox incident.

Why are you always so serious?

• Always? Have you been stalking me?
• Because the universe is expanding, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!

Are you mad?

• No, just eccentric.
• Why, what have you done?

Do you hate people?

• Not all people.
• Only people who ask me that question.

Are you a snob?

• Of course not. I'm here, aren't I?
• No, I pride myself on my low standards.

You look bored.

• Don't be so hard on yourself.

You don't know how to have fun.

• Sure I do. Tell me when it starts.
• I didn't know "fun" was a synonym for "loud."
• You're right, I'm outta here.

To read more visit the original article from The Introvert's Corner here.